Manifesto on JAR's Next Language

I just had a good laugh reading this, so I thought I'd share:

Reasons to design a programming language:

• All current languages are terrible.
• It's fun, easy, and satisfying.
• You get to choose a silly name for it.
• Languages are games, and people like games.
• Everyone else is doing it.
• There's a chance it might be useful for something.
• By doing it once again, perhaps some people will learn something new.